At dawn you arise,
your eyes in a glaze.
Awake, but befuddled
in your morning haze.
Yet, soon you remember that this morning special
not one to be missed.
This morning is Christmas,
let’s see if you got the gifts on your list.
A shirt, a tie, and some new blowing shoes.
These are splendid gifts,
But they’re no big “to-do”
Some power tools and dvds
you’re appreciative, yes
these are things that you need.
But you have the one thing on your list that you most desire
you have yet to notice
and begin to perspire
“I left tons of clues, I know they’re aware”
“I love watching movies,”
“And the shoes…couldn’t have picked a better pair”
“But deep down I thought, hoped that something else would be there.”
And as you begin to clean all the boxes and papers
Your wife shout, “There’s one more,
but try to stay quite so you don’t wake our neighbor”
You look perplexed as she approaches
You’re reminded of sleigh bells
with the jingle of her broaches.
She leads you outside and what do you see?
An all-new 2014 Chevy!
The Silverado 1500 to be specific
You’ve longed for it so much you kiss it like you’ve missed it.
Nevermind that it’s winter or that the wind chill is 4 below
Or that the forecast was “let it snow, let it snow”.
Too excited to feel frost
you’re new truck has made you feel like a boss.
But that feeling is short and your kiss to long
your lips become stuck and the feeling is gone.
Warm water is brought with a stifled laughter,
but once you’re free it is of no matter.
The embarrassment will be short,
and you truck will last long
Because the Chevy Silverado is built to run strong.